It has been a few weeks since Marissa Mayer's memo to Yahoo employees decreed - “To become the absolute best place to work, communication and collaboration will be important, so we need to be working side-by-side” . “Speed and quality are often sacrificed when we work from home.”
Was past midnight in India when a colleague in the US pinged me the article. I had been at work since 8 AM that morning, from my home office (mind you!), closing on project issues with colleagues from across the globe.
But possibly because I spared myself the trauma of being caught in a Bengaluru traffic jam, spending an hour staring at a mole on the neck of a motorcyclist (true story!)...I still had the energy to type 'It's a loyalty test...' in response.
Marissa, in my view, is playing the age old game of 'cut the flab'. Whatever the reason, am stumped by the method and the message that it sends out on telecommuting.
Wasn't telecommuting the bait that was used to lure 'cubicle haters' like me to work in the industry in the first place?
I remember the converzation I had with my first mentor, an Apple fellow, who pointed at my zany Macintosh and said, "Remember, with this baby right here...its always going to be about the quality of your work. Not where you work from."
Zaps me therefore that after 20 years of building business models based on 'going virtual' ...we come to this...the absurdity of professing 'co-location for better collaboration'. Couldn't you have picked a better excuse Marissa?
Well....its not like I haven't experienced the advantage of midnight pizza binges with my colleagues in the Singapore office and the 'creativity' that our dinner conversations on Posh Spice and David Beckham's bedroom antics induced. Fabulous days those....!
But my argument is that we managed to get the same creative buzz, high quality work and inane gossip fixes, irrespective of where we connected to work from...our homes, the beach, the office or from another country. We were a team of performers who took pride in our deliverables and the company we worked for. Where we worked from was immaterial.
Also the reason I get shocked when I hear senior folks in my India office equal telecommuting to slacking. Comments I hear often - "Only for dead end jobs." "For moms who have babies to take care of." "Real consultants don't telecommute. They work at client sites." "Men who telecommute run their own businesses you know...they are not doing company work most of the time."
Point to note is that these comments are made while we are in the midst of putting together 'deals' via ping or telephone with colleagues sitting in the same office, because it is so 'darn difficult' to find a meeting room. Or while 'the consultant' works out of an expensive 5 star hotel room at a client site, waiting for the fleeting hour long face time with the 'client' that he traveled 4 days to get to. Ho Hum.
Marissa, congratulations on your bonus and wishing you the very best with locking your employees in their cubicles, to (ironically) dream up innovations that will help the world 'collaborate virtually'!